January 18, 2015

The 10 Most Martin O’Malley Things That Ever Happened

Today is Martin O’Malley’s birthday, and we wanted to tribute him with a listicle of things that make him him.

1) When Nobody Thought O’Malley Should Run For President

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2) When A Gang Took Over A Baltimore Prison And Maryland Governor O’Malley Didn’t Mind

3) When Martin O’Malley Dressed Up Like A General And Rode A Horse

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4) When Maryland’s Economy Didn’t Grow Under His Watch

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5) When He Bombed His Reddit AMA

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6) That Time Martin O’Malley Fell Asleep On The Job

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7) When O’Malley’s Flawed Obamacare Website Cost Maryland Millions… More

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8) When Nobody At Center For American Progress Liked Him 🙁

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9) When O’Malley’s Obamacare Site Was “Crashing All Over The Place”

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10) When Martin O’Malley Read The Directions From The Teleprompter

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