America Rising Has Found The Definitive 2016 Democratic Autopsy!
Luckily for all the anxious Democrats out there, America Rising has found the definitive* 2016 Democratic autopsy. See below for the recommendations the Democratic Party believes will lead them back to victory:
• Expel all pro-life members from the Democratic Party.
• Re-fight the extremely contentious 2016 Democratic primary during the DNC Chairman’s race.
• Spend $8 million and fail to win a Georgia House race in the first round.
• Promote Chelsea Clinton as the new face of the Democratic Party.
• Attack former President Barack Obama, perhaps the last and final popular national Democrat, for his speaking fees.
• Maintain a House leadership team with an average age of 76.
• Promote a socialist, who refuses to call himself a Democrat, during the Democratic Unity Tour.