January 30, 2015

Hillary Clinton’s Top 7 Awful Moments Of The Week

It’s hard to imagine a worse week for Hillary Clinton. She’s trying to avoid appearing inevitable, but her lackeys indicated she might skip Democratic debates and even delay her launch another 3 months while she tries to decide if she has a message.

If every week she doesn’t announce is this bad, maybe she’ll reconsider altogether? Here are Clinton’s top 7 awful moments from this week:

1. That time she was called out for her failures in Libya by a fellow Democrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtmVgyNhufo

2. And then a prisoner released in the Taliban 5 swap returned to militant activity

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But don’t worry, Clinton claimed the Taliban 5 were “not a threat” to the United States! Sleep easy!

 

3. Also, that time her campaign started infighting before she even announced

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4. When Joe Scarborough accurately called her the most Gatsby-like candidate of 2016

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5. When a contractor that Clinton gave $1 billion to at State was suspended for “serious misconduct”

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6. That time her campaign “hinted” she might push back her launch for 3 months because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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7. Oh, and she also plans to skip Democrat debates, because, coronations!

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