How the Admiral Stole Christmas
He’s at it again, folks.
In his typical hurried fashion, a slicked-up Joe Sestak gets distracted walking and talking at the same time and barrels into a Toys for Tots collection box.
At first, Joe Sestak was simply mowing over a couple innocent children in his urgency to meet as many parade-goers as possible at a 4th of July Parade. Now even Toys for Tots isn’t safe from Sestak. He’s always in such a hurry that children are not on his radar, even during the holidays.
With his 422-mile walking tour across Pennsylvania, Sestak has had more than ample time to practice looking where he’s going. With his bah-humbug attitude, would even Tiny Tim be safe?