October 20, 2015

Top 5 Things To Know About Charlie Crist

Crist Pitch

Charlie Crist, ever the political opportunist, has decided to launch a bid for Florida’s 13th Congressional District. Here are five things you should know about Crist:

1. Crist will say or do anything to get elected and hold on to power.

2. Crist has no ideological core and has opportunistically switched parties several times when he thought it would serve his interests.

3. Much like his political allegiance, Crist is a flip-flopper extraordinaire when confronted with his record and motives.

4. Crist is a perennial loser who Florida voters have rejected each time he ran in last decade.

Crist Losses

5. Crist hobnobs with reality TV stars and big money political donors at ritzy parties in the Hamptons, NY and Nantucket, MA.

After ten years of flip-flops, unprincipled party switches, and embarrassing electoral losses, Crist should apologize to Floridians rather than ask for their vote yet again.