What if Star Wars Was About Hillary Clinton?
She would be a real person, as opposed to an alien or protocol droid . . .
She’d spend a lot of time complaining about chores while living with her family on a moisture farm on the outskirts of Mos Eisley . . .
And people at her favorite hangout (the Tosche Station) always thought she was full of it, often mocking her for being so out-of-touch . . .
But she finally found a friend who would listen to her advice . . .
Someone that would forgive her little white lies . . .
And she learned quickly from her new friends; she even started to sound like them . . .
She developed a diabolical sense of humor . . .
But her plot to rule the galaxy caused a great disturbance in the Force . . .
Because Hillary running the galaxy would make things even worse . . .
Even worse than this . . .