December 18, 2015

What if Star Wars Was About Hillary Clinton?

She would be a real person, as opposed to an alien or protocol droid  . . .

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She’d spend a lot of time complaining about chores while living with her family on a moisture farm on the outskirts of Mos Eisley . . .

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And people at her favorite hangout (the Tosche Station) always thought she was full of it, often mocking her for being so out-of-touch . . .

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But she finally found a friend who would listen to her advice . . .

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Someone that would forgive her little white lies . . .

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And she learned quickly from her new friends; she even started to sound like them . . .

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She developed a diabolical sense of humor . . .

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But her plot to rule the galaxy caused a great disturbance in the Force . . .

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Because Hillary running the galaxy would make things even worse . . .

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Even worse than this . . .