How to Survive Thanksgiving in Joe Biden’s America

Step 1: 

Bundle Up: To offset the increased cost to heat the house this year, thanks to “Biden-flation,” layer on an extra sweater (Might we suggest this one?)

Step 2: 

Flash cards: Be prepared with the facts to pushback against your woke cousin home from college, or “that uncle:”

• “Joe Biden’s policies are good for the economy.”
  • FACTS: Americans are being forced to deal with 30-year high inflation, 7-year high gas prices, and the most expensive Thanksgiving meal ever all on Joe Biden’s watch, but hey, at least we don’t have to deal with mean tweets, right?

• “Inflation is just a Republican talking point.”
  • FACTS: Consumer prices increased by 6.2 percent in October compared to last year, the largest annual increase in 30 years. Economists are even projecting that high inflation will last well into 2022.
    • Bonus: Comment on how much more you spent on all the ingredients for the meal and be sure to let them know how many stores you had to go to to find everything. Or purchase our “Biden on an empty shelf” sticker to remind family members who’s to blame for supply shortages.

• “Kamala Harris is only polling poorly because people are racist and sexist.”
  • FACTS: More like, Kamala Harris has failed to address any issues assigned to her. Take getting to the root causes of the border, for example. There is another 2,000 person migrant caravan that may arrive at our southern border before your Christmas presents make it under the tree.
    • Bonus: Every time you eat a root-based vegetable make a pun about how you’re doing a better job of tackling “root” causes than Border Czar Kamala Harris.

• “Democrats will force the rich to pay their fair share.”
  • FACTS: Joe Biden and the Democrats’ “Build Back Better” gives wealthy blue state donors a tax cut, leaving the average American to foot the bill for their socialist agenda. I guess “tax the rich” isn’t just for Met-gala dresses.

• “Everyone wanted to leave Afghanistan anyway. Joe Biden was the only one with enough guts to do it.” 
  • FACTS: Joe Biden was so desperate for what he thought would be a win with his base, but instead delivered one of the biggest defense and foreign policy failures in modern U.S. history. Even his generals eventually admitted that the drawdown in Afghanistan was a “strategic failure.” 
    • Bonus: Offer a toast to the American soldiers who lost their lives and the citizens and allies left behind by Joe Biden.

Hopefully with this guide in hand, you can do your part to stop the spread of liberal disinformation at your dinner table. 

Happy Thanksgiving friends!